Everyone says “MORE SANDRA!” and I join that band wagon! Maybe I’ll just bring her with me every week from now on

Now, here’s a NEW feature to the section. This all totally because I’m sick of mentioning you queef-munchers in my promos, so let me just go ahead and review the whole fucking show.

Riona Langly’s PWA Radio Rant: Episode 14: That Guy’s a Douche. Though, the other one’s an Uncle Fucker.

-First of all, you gave 20 minutes to Chaos and didn’t even to bother reviewing the Match of the Week with more than a few fucking seconds of joking? I’d like to see both of you pieces of shit get into the ring with a guy almost a foot and a half taller than you and outweighing you by 210 pounds and see how any of you do. Yeah, smoke that. Also, can I comment that the O’Connor boys are like, the least Irish looking Irish bastards I’ve ever seen? I mean, they look like those two albino fuckers from that piece of shit second Matrix movie. That’s not Irish at all.
-Rampage review… um. Boring as fuck, just like the episode was. The best thing last week was all the chaos after matches. I loved the interlocking midcard and main event segments, they made me laugh my fucking ass off. We need more of that these days, because without me on the show, Rampage was just bland.
-Previews: Yeah, still boring. Though, I wonder how fucking obvious Chamelion could be in talking about my opponent at A Farewell To Arms. Gee… Nightmare’s looking to get a virus, and you assrammers always call me The Virus, despite the fact that the name is being used by that traitorous pissant Matthew Engel. Gee, you’re going to have me fight him. Which also begs this question… how the hell would you know anything, you’re not in charge anymore. Also, that buckets of blood match would be cool. I’d be there front row with a tub of popcorn to see McNasty and Pheonix kill each other. Then, I’d stroll into the ring and take a piss on thier corpses just to show how little I fucking care about those douches.
-Sandra’s Interview: Well, I was listening to this, and right into it, Sandra made me think of something to put here. Trust me dear, I’m going to be the NEXT woman to be the PWA World’s Heavyweight Champion. Still, it’s far more interesting to have someone entertaining like Sandra on the show rather than a boring cunt like SNS. As some of the really stupid people reading this online would say here… MOAR SANDRA PLZ? K THX BAI. But yeah, she’s interesting… Maybe when I feel like spending 2 hours committing suicide by going on the show, she could be there to at least make it through the pain.
-Feedback: First of all, I’m not teaming up with the dumb-ass Southern Hick Bean. Nothing against southerners, since I’m the maid of honor in one’s wedding later this summer, but still, Bean’s just about the bloodiest dumb fuck southerner since Dubya. Anyhow, I appreciate the nods to my dominance, but overall Rob, you’re still the son of a crackwhore… and your mom.

Overall: This was the least painful episode of PWA Radio since that 30 minute episode a couple weeks ago. Sandra, thank you. Chamelion, you get a bye for at least following everything. Rob, I’d say screw you but the very implications of that act make me wretch more than Nicole Richie at a buffet. So, let’s just say that you’re an arsehole, and hopefully you somehow lose your voice so I can enjoy the silence.

-YOUR PWA Grizzly Beer Champion
Riona Evelyn Langly