Episode Thirteen – The Dude Abides
June 15, 2008 – 11:52 pmJoin us as Bean the Blind Pimp joins us in a big, messy ceremony of joining. We talk about the aftermath of Retribution, a challenge is laid out, and then McNasty gets scared and runs off with his tail between his legs. Joke 1: I heard there’s plenty of room between his legs so the tail had no problems fitting. Joke 2: Its about time he had something between his legs. Joke 3: I was between his mom’s legs! Ok, that’s enough. Get to listening, bitches. If you take the time to notice, a theme develops.
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Show Notes
- Retribution recap
- Rampage and Chaos previews
- Special guest: Bean
Music
- Intro Music: Looking Out My Back Door by Creedence Clearwater Revival
- 1st Break: Every Breath You Take by the Police
- 2nd Break: Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann
- 3rd Break: I See the Light by Cracker
- 4th Break: I Can See For Miles and Miles by the Who
- 5th Break: What’d I Say by Ray Charles
- Outro Music: Superstition by Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble
14 Responses to “Episode Thirteen – The Dude Abides”
Gee, if you’re gonna insult me, please… check your facts.
I’ve only used No Surrender rules once, and it was against Scar. No Surrender basically means the match can ONLY ever end in a pinfall. I like it because it means that the match only ends WHEN the victor chooses it. The other gimmicks I’ve wrestled in during my reign were a Chairs Allowed match, Pure Rules, Tap-Outs Only, the C4 Barbed Wire Rope Texas Time Bomb Death Match, and the Triangle Elimination match.
Am I sorta boring… to some, maybe. I choose gimmicks not based on how cool to the fans they are, but rather, on how best it would advantage me in the match. It’s part of the cerebral aspect of being the GB Champion.
And lemme mention that the two of you can’t possibly get an STD because that, well, would require you to have sex. I mean, I’m supposedly the big whore around PWA and I wouldn’t LOWER myself to touch either of you unless I was kicking your fucking heads in. Either of them.
So yes, fuck y’all, and McNasty, congrats on the title. Now that you’ve sullied it, I need to wait for someone else to rebuild it before I can go for it. Fuck You.
-STILL, for 72 days, your PWA Grizzly Beer Champion
Riona Evelyn Langly
By Riona Langly on Jun 16, 2008
You’re kinda touchy today, must be that time of the month. I can’t speak for McNasty, but I’m clearly getting some action. From McNasty’s mom.
By Rob on Jun 16, 2008
Actually, in the interest of being fair, which I normally have no interest in, I did go back and check some facts. As of Chaos, you will have been champ for 77 days, which is 1 week short of being the longest reigning champion in current PWA history. McNasty currently holds that honor with 84 days logged as IC champ. So if you beat Frost (not sure if the match on Chaos is for the title or not), you’ll tie for the record, and if you win next week (assuming the title is on the line then), you’ll take the record.
So yeah, pretty dominating, there’s no disputing that. But you still have cooties.
By Rob on Jun 16, 2008
Yeah, cooties. what he said.
By McNasty on Jun 16, 2008
Bird, I am gunning for you. The torture that is in store for you is unparalleled. To the bird, your days are numbered. Welcome to hell…. enjoy your stay.”
By Grim Reaper on Jun 17, 2008
Did you mean to leave this message on the San Diego Chicken Fan Club site?
By Rob on Jun 17, 2008
I know people that have gotten STD’s from toilet seats and tanning beds.
By Project X on Jun 17, 2008
Cooties? Wow, are the two of you 12 or something? Do I need to worry about you throwing spitballs or passing notes behind my back when I go on the show?
By Riona Langly on Jun 17, 2008
Of Course not….crazy lady….
*hands Rob a note behind back*
By McNasty on Jun 17, 2008
Well, by “cooties” I meant “weeping genital warts”. Sorry for the confusion.
By Rob on Jun 17, 2008
I saw that note passing McNasty.. shame. I smell something funky in here, did ya’ll sit me beside Riona?
By Bean on Jun 19, 2008
No Bean, that would be the smell coming off of Rob’s mask. Remember, he doesn’t ever wash the damn thing… it’s probably still got remnants of McNasty’s dad on it.
-Better Than You-
Riona Evelyn Langly
By Riona Langly on Jun 20, 2008
Well… it does smell like… cabbage. Nasty shit. Thanks Riona for the clarification.. you ain’t so bad as they say.
By Bean on Jun 20, 2008
I’m watching McNasty while doing Rob’s wife…
By Project X on Jun 21, 2008